it's only a very short post but i had to pass on a retort i read as a comment on a vlog on youtube.
a canadian viewer commented:
"oh were you making fun of canada?
i couldn't hear you over my health-care benefits."
pithy but, as the vlogger commented in return, "i put this in 'cause it was a good call... that would hurt me if i were american... that would, uh, that would hurt..."
good thing it's an australian vlog.